10 Things Every Nigerian Kid Pass Through growing up

Spread the love

 

Hello again,

Welcome to the fun section of ansmyques.com,  today we’d be talking about 10 things every or better said an average Nigeria kid pass through growing up, this does not mean kids alone, even the adult in the society currently has at one point pass through the experience. so, if you’re an adult, married person, teenager I suppose you get a cup of coffee or glass of water because it is about to go down! happy reminiscing.

The first we should stress is the issue of Nigeria parenting most especially Nigerian mothers, they literally do the most, any offence attracts an ‘Abara‘ (a wild slap), the place it will get on such kid cannot be pre-determined, it could be in the back, the back of the neck, the mid-cheek, and sometimes, if luck shines your way it might be heavy knock in the the middle of the head. All this are method of bringing the kid back to his/her senses. We’d talk more about this in other posts related to this but without further ado let’s get into what we have at hand. Things every Nigerian kid pass through growing up includes :

  1. BELIEVING TORTOISE IS THE SMARTEST ANIMAL
  2. BELIEVING THE OJUJU CALABAR MYTH
  3. INDIA V. NIGERIA MATCH : this goes by India beat Nigeria 99-0 and the referee mentioned if Nigeria could score 1, all the goal had be awarded to them. things that happened in the match include ball turning to stone, the India player turning to lion. you really must have grown up before realizing this is a pure lie that has passed down over the years
  4. SUN AND RAIN HAPPENING CONSECUTIVELY (A.K.A LION IS GIVING BIRTH)
  5. ENJOYING SINGING “NA DA DAY IS OVER”
  6. PUTTING PAPER ON SOMEONE ELSE’S HEAD IN PRIMARY SCHOOL/EARLY HIGH SCHOOL(JSS)
  7. BUSH BABY (EGBERE)
  8. YOU DO NOT STRESS YOUR HAND IN THE RAIN
  9. TINKO TINKO
  10. SHAVING SHRING OF ONE’S EYE LASH AND HAIR TO MAKE PARENT FORGET TO SCOLD SUCH PERSON
See also  Kim Kardashian Responds to Kanye West Dating After Pete Davidson Split

comment below any other you can remember and we’d include it asap

Add a Comment

Your email address will not be published.

WC Captcha ÷ 3 = 3